Hello Everyone,

I just joined www.thesitchie.com. I was bored and was searching for some funny stuff. I just want to share some jokes with you that I read on some other site:
Things Not To Say On Your First Date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.


I hope you enjoyed it. Take Care.